Our PC which art on the desktop,
Hal will be thy name.
Thy asteroids are blown to kingdom come,
Thy upgrades will be done
In hardware as it is in software.
Give us this day our daily news thread,
And forgive us our typos
As we forgive those General Protection Faults against us.
And lead us not into advertisements
but deliver us from spam:
For thine is the Internet, and the modem, and
the web browser, all for a very reasonable hourly connect charge. Amen.
By: Rod Carty