King James Version
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The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
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He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still
waters.
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He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his
name's sake.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear
no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
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Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou
anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and
I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
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Motorist's Version
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The Lord is my valet; I shall not walk.
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He maketh me to drive along green pastures: he leadeth me where there are
still parking spaces.
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He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the right-of-way for his name's
sake.
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Yea, though I drive through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear
no rust: for undercoating art with me; thy hot-rod and thy chauffeur staff
they comfort me.
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Thou preparest a gas pump before me in the presence of those who drive
other vehicle makes: thou anointest my heads with motor oil; my gas tank
runneth over.
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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and
I will dwell in the drive-through of the Lord forever.
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